Kamangir (Archer)

Kuma War

Kamangir | October 4, 2005 | Category Iran

I just found this website. I call it the interactive version of Hollywood. American guys seem to have their own fantasies! I was not able to find to where this company is related, but according to the information in the movies there, they have serious ties with retired personnel from American secret services. In KumaWar, every American dream that has just demolished (and its strangely many samples of them so that you start to ask have there been any success?) comes to the real world. So you capture Osama Bin Ladan, you seriously destroy insurgents in Iraq, and you infiltrate Iranian nuclear facilities.
I am in no means in favor of Iranian nuclear dreams, or those of Bin Ladan and Saddam. At least, many times these are serious friends of America that make problems for it, if we call those war games a trouble at all.
As an Iranian, I watched the three movies relating to Iran in Kuma War, namely the one relating to Iranian nuclear dreams and the two ones relating to hostage relief operation Eagle Claw I, II. And I am going to talk about them, here. The first movie begins with a claim “For 18 years Iran has secretly pursued nuclear weapons.” I do not understand where this strange 18 figure comes from. As I remember, it is is less than five years that America is accusing Iran that it is trying to access nuclear weaponry. Then, with the help of a very dramatic music, blurred pictures of Natanz and other spots in Iran are shown. “Diplomacy has failed”, maybe, thanks to our fanatic president. The picture shown on this part is Annan shaking hands with somebody in UN, maybe from the states, but not an Iranian politician for sure. “Regime change seems impossible”, showing a group of people under a large picture of Khomeini, and then a group of Iraqi armed people! Iraqi? It should be a typo. I hope! “Is nothing to be done?” And then the dreamy side of the story begins, Pentagon failed, so “Today KUMA presents an alternative”. What do you expect to see after that? US soldiers in Tehran, giving chocolate bars to Iranian poor children? Elections everywhere? How optimistic you are about Americans! What shown afterwards is an American shootingsshotting to a building. A picture full of bravery! Then soldiers shooting people in the streets. A helicopter comes down, and a soldier crawls out! Then a soldier in from of two flags of Iran, even with out the central logo! These guys used the wrong flag! They even do not know that the logo at the center of Iranian flag carries serious meanings to the fanatics! (All these pictures are also present in the movies showing the dream of hostage relief) Rather than the picture of Khomeini at the top of flags, a funny problem of is that they wanted to put some strange quote, and so used the statement “water and electricity will go free” from Khomeini, but the sentence is cropped and reads “and electricity will go free!” Employ somebody that can read Persian! And know comes the orders! “Destroy the materials!”, “Destroy the knowledge!” Continued with bloody scenes of butchery, with lots of blood! “Leave no trace!” and the movie finishes by an explosion! They are seriously funny.
Then there are two movies about hostage crisis in Iran. “It was perhaps the darkest moment in American foreign affairs in the modern age”, continued by dreams about how they might accomplish the mission. The funny point here is that American soldiers come to Palestine St. (where former embassy was) with full American uniform and shoot using automatic guns. I cant imagine doing that at the moment that everybody had a gun in Iran! Again you see that funny flag of Iran. Also, there is a funny sentence on Iran flag “Iran will be strong”, where did you find that? There is nothing more about this movie except the using the phrase “innocent” for the guys in Amepoliticiansy. American posliticians are so funny, even funnier than Iran ones!
In fact, I think rushing into American embassy was a serious fault. Though, I can not forgive Americans for what they do everywhere, including in Iran. As a small sample, just think of connections between Saddam and America during the war between Iran and Iraq, while Iraq was the proved beginner of the war. I am definitely happy that I selected Canada over America. America is not the place to live.

The sroty of Kuma War and the kind of convincing stories told there reminds me of the movie “Pretty Woman”: movie ends with a hollywoodean end. The end is so unrealistic that at the end of the movie, as the screen is rolled over to show casts, somebody comes fromsingingeft of the screen siging “It is Hollywood, the place for dreams, ….”