Heads of the Islamic Republic gather in Mashhad close to the eighth Imam’s shrine.

First, Gholamreza Aghazadeh, the head of the nuclear energy institute, gives a talk about Iran’s achievements in nuclear technology.

He has a suitcase with him,

which contains everything that this administration has to stop the world from thinking about a military invasion.

Then, Ahmadniejad starts talking. He has the good news, Iran has succeeded in enriching Uranium.

A servant of the eighth Imam’s mosque has two metallic rods in his hands.

The rods read “UF6 3.5 enriched”.

Then, people with traditional Iranian clothes dance with the rods.

Everybody goes home happy. Iran’s strong and will be safe.