Comic Strip
Posted by KamangirApr 11

Heads of the Islamic Republic gather in Mashhad close to the eighth Imam’s shrine.

First, Gholamreza Aghazadeh, the head of the nuclear energy institute, gives a talk about Iran’s achievements in nuclear technology.

He has a suitcase with him,

which contains everything that this administration has to stop the world from thinking about a military invasion. 
Then, Ahmadniejad starts talking. He has the good news, Iran has succeeded in enriching Uranium.

A servant of the eighth Imam’s mosque has two metallic rods in his hands.

The rods read “UF6 3.5 enriched”.

Then, people with traditional Iranian clothes dance with the rods.

Everybody goes home happy. Iran’s strong and will be safe.




[...] Recently, the administration has learnt how to celebrate their milestones in the long and tedious way to reach to nuclear energy/weaponry. First, they had that ceremony for the first successful enrichment (see). Now, they are working on heavy water (see). [...]
[...] Evidence presented last year to “prove” that the Islamic Republic had successfully enriched Uranium in experimental scales. The text on the rods, which are now kept in Imam Reza Shrine Museum, reads “UF6 3.5 enrichedâ€. Read the whole story here. [...]