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Enrichment at Schools, An Iranian Conspiracy

Kamangir | September 29, 2006 | Category Iran

“We have reason to believe that specially trained Iranian science teachers are taking raw, unrefined brain power and bombarding it with knowledge at accelerated levels,”

“If current levels of student concentration remain this high, Iran could be a mere five to eight years away from developing an atomic scientist.”

“While we believe that a majority of these students were developed within Iran’s borders anywhere from 13 to 17 years ago, there is also evidence that they are importing older students from former Soviet republics and Pakistan in what officials have dubbed an ‘exchange program,’” CIA Director Michael Hayden said.

“The U.S. stopped enriching its students decades ago, and we call upon Iran to do the same,” Bush said.

Read the complete article here (see) Thanks to tellitlikeitis (see).

Reader's Comments

  1. tellitlikeitis |

    I thought that was pretty great. The best satire always has the highest quality and quantity of disturbing parallels.

    Thanks!

  2. pooya |

    lol, that’s bullshit!

  3. pooya |

    Sorry! Dump I am! That’s Onion! :)))))))))))

  4. pooya |

    Sorry! Dumb I am! That’s Onion! :)))))))))))

  5. kamangir |

    Tellitlikeitis,
    Yes, indeed. Thanks for the link.

  6. kamangir |

    Pooya,
    You took it seriously. :)

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