“We have reason to believe that specially trained Iranian science teachers are taking raw, unrefined brain power and bombarding it with knowledge at accelerated levels,”
“If current levels of student concentration remain this high, Iran could be a mere five to eight years away from developing an atomic scientist.”
“While we believe that a majority of these students were developed within Iran’s borders anywhere from 13 to 17 years ago, there is also evidence that they are importing older students from former Soviet republics and Pakistan in what officials have dubbed an ‘exchange program,’” CIA Director Michael Hayden said.
“The U.S. stopped enriching its students decades ago, and we call upon Iran to do the same,” Bush said.
Read the complete article here (see) Thanks to tellitlikeitis (see).
I thought that was pretty great. The best satire always has the highest quality and quantity of disturbing parallels.
Thanks!
Comment by tellitlikeitis — September 29, 2006 @ 2:04 pm
lol, that’s bullshit!
Comment by pooya — September 30, 2006 @ 1:05 pm
Sorry! Dump I am! That’s Onion! :)))))))))))
Comment by pooya — September 30, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
Sorry! Dumb I am! That’s Onion! :)))))))))))
Comment by pooya — September 30, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
Tellitlikeitis,
Yes, indeed. Thanks for the link.
Comment by kamangir — September 30, 2006 @ 1:43 pm
Pooya,
You took it seriously. :)
Comment by kamangir — September 30, 2006 @ 1:48 pm