Kamangir (Archer)

Jokes About Ahmadinejad

Kamangir | October 3, 2006 | Category Iran

Ella asked for Persian Jokes about Bush (see). I think most of the jokes about Bush that I know are translated from English. So, I rather translate jokes about Ahmadinejad. It is obvious that you can always replace Ahmadinejad with Bush. The Perisan version are from doomdamdotcom (see) (see).

Ahmadinejad uses ecstasy, then he takes a shower.

Ahmadinejad asks someone how much he is worth. He replies 5$. Ahmadinejad complains that it’s how much his jacket (the special one) is worth. The man says, “that’s why I said you are worth 5$”.

When Ahmadinejad was elected he announced that he will reduce all prices, except for dairies’. “To appreciate all those cows how voted for me”, he described (cow is a Persian insult).

Someone goes to hell and finds Ahmadinejad dancing with Angelina Jolie. He calls the hell’s officer and says “I want to be punished like Ahmadinejad”. The officer replies “that’s Angelina’s punishment.”

At last Bush and Ahmadinejad met each other. Bush shook Ahmadinejad’s hand and said “I am Bush (Bush in Persian means “its smell/stink”)”. He replied “I am itself”.

If you want to see Ahmadinejad in your dreams (it is important for Muslims to dream about religious figures and their deceased family members and there are a lot of rituals to do to see them in your dream. They all begin with “say this prayer for two months…”), do not take a shower for forty days. Then, for forty nights, right at nine, put the litter bin at the middle of the hall. You will see him in your dream at the fortieth night.

Ahmadinejad sends an order that from now on dates should replace sugar in all governmental buildings, because it has a stone (the same Persian word means both fruit-stone and nucleus) and energy.

Ahmadinejad’s son was watching a porn movie. When he saw Ahmadinejad at the door he shouted “look daddy what these Z

onists are doing to this innocent Palestinian girl!”

Do you know what is the difference between Ahmadinejad and a physician? Actually, when you feel bad you go to a physician, but when you see Ahmadinejad you feel bad.

I did my best to translate teh jokes. Still, I am not sure if they are funny at all in English.