Kamangir (Archer)

“Was Muhammad, PBUH, Ever Observed While Having Sex?”

Kamangir | February 21, 2007 | Category Iran

Embassies would be on fire if this question was asked by an “infidel”. The fact is, during a set of relearning classes for Iranian teachers, the participants were asked the question,

Allah’s prophet (PBUH) was not observed ever doing which one of these items?
a) Having sex with women.
b) Urinating and defecating.
c) Shopping.
d) Drinking water while sitting.

Indeed this “profanity” is treated very gracefully, as only the minister of education is asked to resign, still not officially. A few other questions of the test are as follows (source).

Which part of the lamb did Allah’s prophet (PBUH) like more?
a) Muscle and hands.
b) Thigh and hands.
c) Thigh and liver.
d) Liver and kidney.

Eating which item, Allah’s prophet did not share his food with anyone?
a) Food.
b) Barley bread.
c) Pomegranate.
d) Beef muscle.

Which item is a characteristic property of a rooster but does not comply with the Prophet’s attitude?
a) Being on time - masculine jealousy.
b) Being on time - generosity.
c) Braveness - having sex very frequently.
d) Picking food from the ground - walking too fast.

How did Allah’s prophet (PBUH) compare himself to Joseph (PBUH)?
a) I am more handsome than Joseph.
b) Joseph is more handsome that me.
c) I am cuter than Joseph.
d) Joseph is more handsome than me but I am cuter.

Allah’s prophet never ate food with … fingers.
a) Two.
b) Three.
c) Four.
d) Five.

Allah’s prophet’s hair was,
a) Dark.
b) Light.
c) Dark, except for a few strings.
d) His hair turned white at the end of his life.

What color was the prophet’s beard?
a) All white, even above his chin.
b) All black, even above his chin.
c) Above the chin was white, while the rest was gray.
d) Above the chin was gray, while the rest was white.

To which side did Allah’s prophet (PBUH) sleep?
a) Back.
b) Front.
c) Right.
d) Left.

On which part of his body did the prophet have the sign of prophecy?
a) Between the shoulders.
b) On the face.
c) On the forehead.
d) On the breasts.

Can you clean your front and back, after urinating and defecating, with three stones?
a) Yes.
b) No.
c) Only the front would be cleaned, and not the back.
d) Only the back would be cleaned, and not the front.

Gabriel ordered the Prophet to recite Quran while…
a) Standing.
b) Sitting.
c) Laying.
d) Riding.

According to Imam Sadegh, how many souls were put in Allah’s prophet (PBUH) by Allah? [All the names are Arabic. Translations are mine, and probably not precise.]
a) The souls of holiness, fate, and power.
b) The souls of holiness, sexuality, and life.
c) The souls of power, sexuality, [???].
d) a and b.