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“20-Year Prison Sentence for American Muslims”?
Kamangir | July 20, 2007 | Category Humour, Islam
This is the English translation of a piece in the state-run news agency Mehr.
20 years prison for anyone who converts to Islam in the US
In a decision supported by Israel, anyone who converts to Islam in the US will be sentenced to 20 years in prison. According to the newspaper Altajdid [the name is Arabic], this law is suggested by an anti-Islam organization in the US and will result in more control over mosques. The idea behind this suggestion is that conversion to Islam will cause a crisis which will end in the destruction of the US government. This is the first such law in the world and will be carried out in American mosques very soon. The organization suggests that Zionist guards will provide information about 2,300 mosques and Islamic schools. The organization is working on another plan for enabling search inside the mosques.
If this makes sense to you at all, please do not leave me this confused.
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Altajdid - “Alta” = “Old” in Yidish, “Jdid” = “New” in Arabic. So I would say, these rumors are invented by the Zionists, in order to discredit the state run news agency ! (ha ha , this is fun)
Kamangir: Nice! Although, you know Altajdid=Al+Tajdid=”The Renovation”, right? ;)
The BS the Iranian media tries to sell to the people. I like to let Mehr newspaper know that if the punishment for converting to Islam is 20 years in jail, the converting AWAY from Islam is Death :-(
Kamangir: You are right. At least officially, the punishment for converting away from Islam can be death.
Ahwazi: Good point.
I would also be interested to know just where the US will get these Zionist guards from. A nefarious operation of such magnitude would require a large percentage of the population of Israel.
Because, you see, there’s just seven million of us here, Arabs and Bedoins and Druze included.
Kamangir: And you think those who manufactured this care at all if the world lacks enough “Zionist”s? While there is one, they have the reason to hate them all. ;)
Roman Kalik Says:
“I would also be interested to know just where the US will get these Zionist guards from.”
From the legions of conspirators involved in the worldwide Jewish conspiracy to take over the world, duh, haven’t you read the Protocols of the Elders of Zion??? (sarcasm mode:off)
Just like war time Germany the government writes the newpaper articles and the gullable of the population fall for it hook line and sinker. When you see the anti west demonstrations in Iran you have to wonder if that many people really believe in the demonstrations or if that many people are on the government payroll.
Kamangir: …or if that many people are told this is what Islam asks them to do.
Archer
I also got confused, to say the least.
However I got curious as to what is that “altajdid” newspaper they got the news from. Because Google is my close friend I started a search and got two major hits. One of these is “altajdid” which seems to be a website based in Iraq and the other is newspaper from Morocco “Attajdid” (same speling). I have sneaking suspicion that they got info from the later, as it is the same newpaper which two years ago published an article assuring readers that Tsunami which hit Asia is a form of “divine punishment”. This kind of stuff would be right in their alley, don’t you think so?
Kamangir: Ella, I did a search too and I found a few sources. Unfortunately, there were in Arabic so I was unable to spot the source. However, the fact that Mehr does not give any details, least of all the name of that institute, makes me believe someone there had heard something and just used his own imagination. That’s what I think. :)
Ups. Wrong info. The first is Iraqi website with address in US. Sorry.
hahahahahahahahaha
if any iranians
besides stupid americans take this blog seriously
then wow
just wow
Kamangir: :)
But, tedders, those legions are busy conquering Mars. I mean, sure, when they’re done building bases there to invade Earth *then* they’ll be free to watch the actions of every Muslim in the USA, but who will do the job until then?
Kamangir: Mars?
Mars then Venus……. and then JEEEWpiter!!!!!!!! : O
Once they have a monopoly on the solar system the poor Muslims won’t have a chance, BWHAAAhaaaaahaaaa!!!