It is mentioned that Imam Sadegh, one of the twelve holy figures in Shia after the Prophet, stated, “Whenever the prophet wanted to marry a woman, he would send someone to see her. He would tell them, ’smell her neck, because if that smells good, she would smell good and look at her ankle, because if that is fat, she would have a fat vagina‘”
This is not a joke made by infidels. This, in fact, is a quote form a holy figure in Shia mentioned in the book “The Couple’s Sexual Relatiosheeps, basis of Islamic View [the exact title of the book as mentioned on its back cover]“. A quick search shows that this book is in fact indexed in many Iranian Islamic institutions, including a major Islamic university. Here, a few other of the quotes mentioned in the book are translated into English. All these quotes are extracted from the Shia literature.
Ali, the first Imam, The one who wants to enjoy the sex should marry short square-shouldered brunet. I guarantee the joy.
The prophet: Indeed women are objects for pleasure. Do benefit from them.
Imam Sadegh: The prophet asked a man if he had been fasting, said no, if he had been giving out food, said no, so he said, “Go home and have sex with your wife because it is like handout for her.”
Imam Sadegh: Nothing invites the angels like a man having passionate sex with his wife.
Imam Sadegh: If you do not mention God’s name while penetrating, devil will push his penis in alongside yours and will take part in the fetus.
See more pages in the book, in Persian, here. The text of the book can be found below.


Right before I come to the US, I saw this book in International Book Fair in Tehran. My friend and I ended up sitting there and reading the book while laughing loudly! Finally, she bought the book for her fiance as a joke! But honestly, I think the state is making the best job in secularizing the nation by these things!
Comment by Lady Sun — July 31, 2007 @ 1:35 am
Muhammed on Hillary Clinton’s Fat Ankles…
Ah, it’s all making sense now:It is mentioned that Imam Sadegh, one of the twelve holy figures in Shia after the Prophet, stated, “Whenever the prophet wanted to marry a woman, he would send someone to see her. He would……
Trackback by The Jawa Report — July 31, 2007 @ 9:01 am
Lady Sun
I do so agree with you. In Poland communist state wanted forcefully to secularize the nation, the nation fought back. Now, when poles can go freely to church less people are religious. I think it is the same in Iran, only more people are secular because IRI wants forcefully make Iranians religious. I bet if there wasn’t such pressure from IRI, more people would be religious, freely.
Comment by ella — July 31, 2007 @ 10:50 am
I think you’re on to something there Ella!
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what does islam say about oral sex?? is it permissable?
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