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Ayatollah: “I wish I was a Chick”

Kamangir | September 2, 2007 | Category Humour, Iran, Islam, Islamic Republic

Watch a short part of Ayatollah Mojtahedi’s speech, in which he wishes he was a chick.

The chicks I see in the parks and in the streets, with tight clothes and a university degree, they take them … [for sex]… Four cabs fight over the chick. No cab stops for a clergyman…I wish I was a chick. I would have more customers. Cabs would stop for me….I am not joking.

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Reader's Comments

  1. Daisy |

    A classic case of Venus envy. It would be completely pathetic if it were not for the terrible power invested in him to murder women; condone rape and perform child “marriages”.

  2. Saul Wall |

    One of those carefully crafted statements that is intended to make the speaker seem like he is not a misogynist. “Some of my best friends are women” would not have been believable so “women are not oppressed they can get cabs” is attempted.

    Whenever an Ayatollahs speaks I see in my mind that picture of a woman being partially buried so she can not dodge the rocks they will use to stone her with. The anguish and fear on her face is profound. I wish I could place that picture in front of the UN offices but even if I could they would probably not even care.

  3. Saul Wall |

    You know, the truly sad part of it is that the UN and others probably think they are doing the Iranian people a favor by siding with “their” government so often.

  4. Roman Kalik |

    Saul Wall, the UN Human Rights Council is dominated by human rights abusers. Iran even headed it once. Any debate on these countries is quickly diverted to Israel, as per an agreement between said member states. The previous council was disbanded over this topic-rigging, and just before he left, Kofi Annan said the current one is repeating the same strategy.

  5. serendip |

    Daisy: Well done!

  6. Ravi Golpikar |

    LOL! Iranian speakers can always make people laugh.

  7. Ravi Golpikar |

    Oh and, just so I fit in with the rest of these ignorant Iran-haters: What an outrage!!! I bet he plans to murder and rape hundreds of Iranian women, Islam is [...], I [...], OMG.

  8. Roman Kalik |

    Ravi, you do realize that many commenters here (not me, though) are *from* Iran originally?

    Kamangir: Definitely including me!

  9. wally |

    if you wear a hijab, we wont know if you are a man or a woman !

    so go ahead, have your fantacy !

    I know millions of muslim men do it every day, all over the world, not just in the red mosque of pakistan.

    by the way, when men hide under hijabs, like when they are having “sickies” from work, do they hide thier “woodys” when they are perving on all the “others” from under thier “portable hidey holes and masks” ??

    i am not going to try a hijab, but if i do see another one with a peg sticking out the front, i will suspect it is “you”.

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