You might be familiar with the story of Mr. Kordan, the interior minister, who “had claimed that he held an honorary PhD from Oxford University. However, after a probe by the Majlis research committee it was revealed that his degree was bogus” (more).
This is the joke that is circulating via email in Iranian communities regarding him,
Although his honorary Ph.D. was rejected, he found a place in Oxford University:
- Kordanize /‘k?rd?naiz/ (v.) [past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized ]
(1): To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
(2): To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
- Kordanification( n.)
(1): The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)
(2): The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
(3): A method in order to gain Self confidence.
- Kordanism(n. )
(1): The philosophy and strategy of telling lie to a large group of people (e.g. a nation)
(2): A psychological method for deceiving people and laughing simultaneously.
- Kordanic(adj. )
(1): Happy
(2): Self Confident
(3): Relaxed
- Kordanicly(adv. )
(1): In a Kordanic manner.
So this is humor? Why not…except he is interior minister for Iran, responsible for internal security and prisons, Iranian prisons, and executions nah?……
Obviously the British installed the mullahs with American help otherwise bastards like these, reportedly vehemently anti Western wouldn’t be touting their Western credentials to further their career in mullah Iran.
Is he Jewish? Changed his name during the revolution did he? Why do Iranian ministers look so nasty and common….dirty off the street appearance…etc, and smelly in the case of Sarbanjian the Jew.
Comment by Mostaque — February 8, 2009 @ 3:22 am