Kamangir (Archer)

A satirical post by “35 degree“,
Do you carry condoms?
It is a lot fun to buy a condom in Iran! Of course, I agree with you that not only it is a hard thing to do, but also it could cause trouble for you. But, just for the sake of argument, let’s look at it differently. [...]

source: Unknown

Camels do not run on nukes. That, alone, is sufficient to prove that the Iranian theology is pursuing nuclear bombs.

This is the article I wrote for the joke version of The Manitoban, the University of Manitoba students’ newspaper.

What would Ahmadinejad look like if he was not born in Iran? I used this online tool to see the Chinese Ahmadinejad, as well as the White Ahmadinejad. There is also the Ape Ahmadinejad, in case you are interested to see. Find all the pictures at this address, or watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZhoD0q4NMk

(direct link to video)

Worshiping Atoms

The simplest job on the planet

The International Fajr Film Festival has been a prominent part of the celebration of the Islamic Revolution since 26 years ago. Since then, every year, the cold February days see a lot of new movies competing against each other. The event also includes discussions about the participating films and a lot of other social events.

When I wrote an article for my Persian blog on how the Islamic Republic of Iran benefits from glorifying the Ayatollahs into holy figures, I had no idea that it would create such a backlash. The reactions, however, offer good insight into what Iran’s main problem is. It is neither Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad nor the Ayatollahs who have “corrupted” Iran, as some people suggest. The core problem is the corrupted framework of thought with which the Ayatollahs have infested Iran.

Well, apparently, Maradona doesn’t like Ahmadinejad at all! You don’t send your sh*t over to people you like, do you (Link in Fars News)? Hat trip Gateway Pundit.

A Song for Mahmoud

When I was writing the post “Do Ayatollahs Fart?” I had no idea how wrong I was.
Today, Ahmadinejad went to the parliament to present the budget for the next year (the Persian new year is approaching). This was the first time many MPs saw him since his return from the Hajj pilgrimage. Aftab continues [Persian],
A [...]

Cartoon by Nikahand Kowsar [Persian].

Do you think there is any chance for any professional news source to mistake a photoshopped image for a real one? Well, if it is Press TV, the answer is yes.
To see how the “Nuclear Energy is our Definite Right” on the left was changed to “Iran Loves Jews” on the right, in a satirical [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv0TAswOpVc

Don’t miss it!

Minoudar (مینودر), a weekly magazine published in Qazvin province, was outlawed recently. According to the Iranian blogger Alikhani [Persian], the only reason mentioned yet is this hair salon ad, carried in an issue published two years ago. The actual reason, however, might be the magazine’s criticism of the governor of Qazvin for assigning his wife [...]

My idea for this Halloween was massively rejected by Azadeh and another friend, for being “silly, nerdy, and not funny at all”. Therefore, with apologies to those who have already seen this last year, in “The Bogeyman, Or Ahmadinejad Pumpkin for Halloween“, I post last year’s Halloween pictures again.
It all started with a “smiling” picture [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfA-sKVWUAc

“They brutally attack and slaughter mothers and children, all, at once. There is no creature more horrible that these people”. This was how a guest on a TV show on the state-run Channel 3 was introducing the Israelis to the spectators when the studio experienced a blackout. Accidentally, the microphones were not lost and the [...]

Britain’s Doris Lessing wins 2007 Nobel Literature Prize, that’s what everyone knows. What only a few people have yet found out is the conspiracy to overshadow Iranians’ share in this prize. Surprised? Don’t be! Who do you think runs the media? Zionists and their fellow hate mongers do. Did you not know that?
Fars News, a [...]

A homeless Iranian enjoys a nap, thanks to the Ayatollahs’ warmth.

“They didn’t let me present flowers to the WTC site. They were sent by the Leader for the memory of the Muslim Martyrs of the attacks.” A cartoon by Sail [Persian].

This is just published in president.ir [Persian], the official website of the President of the Islamic Republic.
In the Name of Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate
Epic, thoughtful, and holy presence of the president of Iran in the UN and the different speeches he gave in New York caused a wave of delight and pure emotions in [...]

For the anniversary of the “Holy Defense”, the start of war with Iraq, among other activities, street exhibitions of Islamic Republic’s military might were held in different cities. This picture shows a missile, apparently called “Retard”. More pictures in the photoblog.

This is the exact translation of a piece in the state-run news agency Fars News [Persian],
The actor of the anti-Iran serial, 24, arrested
Keifer Sutherland, an actor in the American anti-Iran serial, 24, was arrested for driving under influence. Sutherland, who played the role of a secret agent, … had been arrested a while ago for [...]

This is mainly for the attention of people like Roman Kalik who deceive us all into thinking that the Islamic Republic wants to harm Israel in any way. Look at this picture (source). This is solid proof that what Ahmadinejad wants to be annihilated is “Esrail”, and not Israel. To the best information of Google, [...]

You have seen enough bizarre things from the Islamic Republic, but this one is unique. This piece has been aired in the national television. Apparently, the lady pilot boards the fighter with her Chador, long toe-to-head cover, on. A user in the Iranian Digg, Balatarin, suggests, “She can use it in emergencies. You know, as [...]